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*Mayaj:iconMayaj:

Mayaj  

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gwatirrrreeed - explicitness warning

Journal Entry: Wed Jul 2, 2008, 4:03 PM
No real news there but still... Class tomorrow and I'm still awake for no discernible reason. Except that I'm lonely. :sniff: And my brain has partially melted. Many things are bothering me at the moment, but none so much as the fact that I HAVE NOT HAD SEX FOR TWO MONTHS NOW AND I HAVE NOT HAD GOOD SEX FOR AT LEAST SIX.

Yes, ahem. Kinda had to get that out. I'S HORNY. WANTS COCK!

Goodnight.

  • Mood: Hungry

Friends

:iconj-p-troy: :iconsparkfur: :iconxxxovers: :iconhagge: :iconnaturesglory: :iconjohn67: :icondreamtides: :iconsadcat: :iconpinky2: :iconthegreatpumpkin: :iconpaladin343: :iconinsaneseaturtle: :iconlettuceyum: :iconanticatalyst: :iconkid-apocalypse: :iconpjuki: :iconmycheshirecat: :iconnikolomagne:

Devious Information

  • Current Age: Ain't gettin' younger...
  • Current Residence: Atlit, Israel
  • Interests: Drawing other people's characters
  • Favourite movie: Back To The Future (Michael J. Fox...!)
  • Favourite band or musician: My Dad(Who's not objective?!)
  • Favourite genre of music: Distortion Dulcimer!!
  • Favourite artist: Er... Marcel Duchamp...?
  • Favourite poet or writer: David Grossman
  • Favourite photographer: *blink*
  • Favourite style of art: *blink, blink*
  • Operating System: Nerve-system...?
  • MP3 player of choice: My... computer...?
  • Shell of choice: crab
  • Wallpaper of choice: The kind scribbled on with crayons
  • Skin of choice: Brown
  • Favourite game: I don't play games. Hmph. Except maybe Scrabble ocassionaly...
  • Favourite gaming platform: The coffee table
  • Favourite cartoon character: The Brave little Toaster
  • Personal Quote: My boobs smell like LEMONS!!
  • Tools of the Trade: 1 pencil, 1 pen, 1 pink eraser, 1 scanner, 1 photoshop

Devious Comments

*Mayaj:iconMayaj: 2 days 19 hours ago
Well hello.

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The Color Hypocracy: [link]
~F-e-n-n:iconF-e-n-n: Jun 27, 2008, 1:04:25 PM
Just clicked the random deviant button. Hi there.

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~Sparkfur:iconSparkfur: Jun 8, 2008, 9:24:59 AM
why hello maya. Prepare to be stabbed :boogie:


:fork: The fork of doom, Maya, the fork of doom

--Rafi

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The lord of the Kitties shall RP your tusichs off :D
~Paladin343:iconPaladin343: Sep 10, 2007, 8:21:13 PM
:hug: Today is Free Hug Day!

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:poke: Thou hast been POKED!

I am the :hug: :ninja: !!

And that word grew louder and louder until it was a battlecry...
I'll come back when you call me; no need to say goodbye.
*dreamtides:icondreamtides: Feb 5, 2007, 6:11:34 PM
Today Is Bestfriend Day.
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
If You Get 7 Back You Are Loved!

1-3 you're a bad friend
4-6 you're an ok friend
7-9 you're a good friend
10-& Up you're a great friend

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Send this rose to everyone you care about!!

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Duncan: There is a war on. How is it that you are heading west?
Nathanial: Well, you face the north and real swift-like turn to the left.
*Mayaj:iconMayaj: Jan 1, 2007, 4:29:33 AM
Heh, why thank you random commentor!

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Please don't take me seriously...

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~Ralexin:iconRalexin: Dec 31, 2006, 4:19:39 PM
Happy New Year, random deviant! Best wishes for 2007. :)

~Ralexin

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~Paladin343:iconPaladin343: Dec 23, 2006, 3:24:50 PM
:poke:

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:poke: Thou hast been POKED!

I am the :hug: :ninja: !!

And that word grew louder and louder until it was a battlecry...
I'll come back when you call me; no need to say goodbye.
~Pjuki:iconPjuki: Oct 27, 2006, 1:58:08 AM
damn lady, I'm back in black on Deviantart... Long time no see....

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"I'm not an alchoholic, I just really like beer!"
~mycheshirecat:iconmycheshirecat: Jun 9, 2006, 5:17:56 AM
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~anticatalyst:iconanticatalyst: May 12, 2006, 3:36:23 PM
Happy Birthday! :airborne:

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~hughie522:iconhughie522: May 4, 2006, 12:56:14 AM
Thanks for the fahayve.

"The what?"

Nevermind :D. Thanks!

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"All of life's great success stories have been preceded by a complete and total cock-up." - Winston Churchill
~Paladin343:iconPaladin343: Mar 26, 2006, 7:51:28 PM
*wave* :glomp:

HI!!!

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:poke: Thou hast been POKED!

I am the :hug: :ninja: !!

And that word grew louder and louder until it was a battlecry...
I'll come back when you call me; no need to say goodbye.
~exspiro:iconexspiro: Mar 8, 2006, 3:32:51 PM
theres this new [really fun] collaborative writing site going up i think you might be interested.

ublot
[link]

SpreadTheWord

-nik
*Kid-Apocalypse:iconKid-Apocalypse: Dec 30, 2005, 10:43:27 AM
LOVE YOU~!!

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~mycheshirecat:iconmycheshirecat: Oct 22, 2005, 10:08:58 PM
You have been TAGGED! Write 20 things about yourself in your journal and then tag someone else.
~hunnybunny09:iconhunnybunny09: Oct 4, 2005, 4:09:43 PM
Simply love your gallery! :D :D :D :hug: Great work!
~Suirebit:iconSuirebit: Sep 24, 2005, 5:34:44 AM
Nice gallery :) Keep up the good work ;)

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~Envy--Kitten:iconEnvy--Kitten: Aug 20, 2005, 9:00:10 AM
show my baby some love please :heart:
[link]

keep up the good work! :)

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~skovdildo:iconskovdildo: Jul 23, 2005, 4:03:40 PM
YOU SICK MASTERMIND!!
~AmberKay:iconAmberKay: Jul 19, 2005, 10:36:27 PM
:glomp: thanks for visiting my page and for all of the comments and fav on Purple Girl!

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~AmberKay:iconAmberKay: Jul 19, 2005, 10:28:18 PM
amkasaw

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*Mayaj:iconMayaj: Jul 19, 2005, 4:36:19 PM
Wow.... seriously? :head inFLATES: Who are you on FP?

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~AmberKay:iconAmberKay: Jul 17, 2005, 12:25:31 AM
:) You're my favorite author on fictionpress.

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