|The cover for my new book that will hopefully be published soon by Kindle! Please take the time to nominate it here: kindlescout.amazon.com/p/1NXON… Thanks!|
I Like MyselfI Like Myself by Kid-Apocalypse
My name is Al, but I doubt anyone really knows me, or even about me. Most of the time I'm just scenery to people, at worst, background noise. Some people only notice me because of my best friend. I don't really mind, and I'm not jealous. He's cool, and I'm cool too, even though there aren't many people other than me who know that.
Of course, like lots of people my age, I didn't always think like that. I used to have what my mom called "a poor self image." Being cool and witty and intelligent was important to me, and even when I tried, I didn't seem to be any of those things. Sometimes it depressed me, and sometimes it pissed me off, but then, one day, that changed.
It wasn't some bolt from the blue, or fantastic adventure. That would have been awesome, but surreal. Not that I wouldn't mind an adventure, right now I'm just comfy in the knowledge that I haven't had one yet, which means that
Maybe I'm SleepingMaybe I'm Sleeping by Kid-Apocalypse
I thought I found love, but it was
just a smudge on my glasses
I wanted to learn
But I skipped all my classes
Am I just a speck
On an unvacuumed floor?
But you're something more
Cash it in
The trash goes out
There's no hope
But where's the doubt?
Two dumb kids and a dumber dog
Waiting for the skies to cry ice
We're bigger now
But size came at a price
Back in the day
They called me a self-sustained
Loss of conclusion
Still I kept them entertained
Every time I waited for the bus
Waahooooah.... Still want a cigarette.
Current Residence: Eugene, OR
Favourite genre of music: Distortion Dulcimer!!
Favourite photographer: *blink*
Favourite style of art: *blink, blink*
Operating System: Nervous system...?
MP3 player of choice: My... computer...?
Shell of choice: crab
Wallpaper of choice: The kind scribbled on with crayons
Skin of choice: Brown
Favourite cartoon character: The Brave little Toaster
Personal Quote: My boobs smell like LEMONS!!